Scarlett Johansson’s Agent

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  • Published: 16 August 2019
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    It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?

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    CAST:
    Matthew McCarthy
    Ashley Nash

    CREW:
    Director - Veronica Rodriguez
    Writer - Lily Du
    Producer - Caron Clancey
    Production Coordinator - David Bashford
    Director of Photography - Ryan Thomas
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Mike Robertson of BoTown Sound
    Editor - Nick Rood
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  • CollegeHumor
    CollegeHumor   5 months back

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    • Janderson
      Janderson  1 months back

      The very NAME Scarlett Johansson’s would have attracted thousands or even millions to the cinema and get then in contact with the struggle of the transgender people in our society. Now, probably a someone much less notable will take the job and drag much lessa attention to this issue.

    • Rainos62
      Rainos62  2 months back

      it feels like your recycling the best of college humor this was actually really funny also dropout is worthless

    • Just Matthew [SFM] FREE HONG KONG
      Just Matthew [SFM] FREE HONG KONG  5 months back

      HA only 56 likes, and it's a pinned Comment, and.... It's been a week........ Shit that's sad

    • Paul Borst
      Paul Borst  5 months back

      There's NOTHING realistic here. Agents don't have a moral conscience and actors don't think past cue cards written by their handlers.

  • That creepy clown next door

    the stressagains ad tho

    • Mike G
      Mike G  3 days back

      Dumb shit like this is why collegehumor went out of business.

      • Verum Crepitus
        Verum Crepitus  3 days back

        Seems like social justice is an absolute virus capable of ruining anything and everything it comes into contact with and CollegeHumor used to be worth watching. It is now clearly infected and complete garbage

        • John Kronz
          John Kronz  4 days back

          Please tell me Lily did the scar jo voice. That would be beautiful irony.

          • Derek Skinner
            Derek Skinner  5 days back

            FFS anyone who's seen the anime knows that Kusanagi isn't Asian. So sick of that stupid bullshit.

            • magmos
              magmos  6 days back

              The reaction to Scarlet playing a trans character never fails to amaze me. We could have had a beloved actress bringing a lot of sympathetic attention to a marginalized group, but nope. Trans actor or nothing.


              Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

              • Kcaj Does Stuff
                Kcaj Does Stuff  2 days back

                But Scarlett doesn't look anything like the real person. Not to mention that it's pretty disrespectful to cast a woman to play a trans man. If you're going to cast a cis actor, at least cast an actor of the right gender

            • Ra Li
              Ra Li  7 days back

              His hair....it's just as bald as 9 years ago. How'd that happen.

              • Jay Vee
                Jay Vee  7 days back

                Is she this crazy for real?

                • Rowena Ravenclaw
                  Rowena Ravenclaw  1 weeks back

                  I wanna know what's written on every magazine cover! Someone really went above and beyond for those

                  • coolerintext
                    coolerintext  1 weeks back

                    Well it is acting. Yall know hotel rowanda. Dude wasnt even African. Crazy right. Now, nam all the great actors who are reans men a studio is willing to sink 10s of millions of dollars into. Then yall bitch about remakes. No crap everything is a reboot. Anytime they try something new yall bitch.

                    • Jared McCray
                      Jared McCray  1 weeks back

                      One small reminder that Major was originally intended to be white in Ghost in the Shell.

                      • Dead
                        Dead  1 weeks back

                        She didn't play an asian character in ghost in a shell, she plays a cyborg

                        • S1L3NTDr460n
                          S1L3NTDr460n  2 weeks back

                          Sooo, is she kinda like the new Nic Cage? Just, plays everything? lol

                          • stringTheory80
                            stringTheory80  2 weeks back

                            The Nicklaus cage one was fucking HILARIOUS

                            • BurningEagle
                              BurningEagle  2 weeks back

                              The Major isn't even Asian and casting a woman to play a trans man makes perfect sense

                              • Sayak Das
                                Sayak Das  2 weeks back

                                The spit take was perfect👌

                                • TheMadHatter _19
                                  TheMadHatter _19  2 weeks back

                                  Does that mug say World's Gayest Manager?

                                  • bigpiso9
                                    bigpiso9  2 weeks back

                                    Roles that are suitable for you....wow. couple of things, the ghost in the shell part was not Asian, it was a robot that in the source material they specifically said the robot has no race. As for the trans movie, she was willing to play the part and tell that story. Now because of "activists" the movie was shut down and then story wont be told.

                                    • Joshua Hayes
                                      Joshua Hayes  2 weeks back

                                      Don’t understand all the shit Woody Allen gets. He hasn’t been convicted of anything. Also this sketch is a little biased. The Nick Cage one is way funnier.

                                      • Michael Reppenhagen
                                        Michael Reppenhagen  2 weeks back

                                        Why is this sketch 5 minutes when the joke is caught in 2?

                                        • Victor Hugo
                                          Victor Hugo  2 weeks back

                                          keeping more eyes? also i didin't really got it , tho, but thats on me

                                      • Jacob Wh Khu
                                        Jacob Wh Khu  2 weeks back

                                        Looks like her agent finally talked some sense into her into taking that award-winning role in Marriage Story XD

                                        • Moondancer Targaryen
                                          Moondancer Targaryen  3 weeks back

                                          Those magazine covers, though...

                                          "Overworked? Overeat! Stressagains..."

                                          What? 🤔😂🤔🤣🤔😂🤔🤣🤔

                                          • lazy Perfectionist
                                            lazy Perfectionist  2 weeks back

                                            it's a reference to a video they made about a fictional stress eating restaurant called Stressagains

                                        • Mr. Yus Gamer
                                          Mr. Yus Gamer  3 weeks back

                                          2:56 That actually sounds kinda good. I'd totally watch that.

                                          • Apollo Alexandre
                                            Apollo Alexandre  3 weeks back

                                            This shit is dumb... what she said was completely right, and then taken out of context and blown up by the hypersensitive and self righteous left.

                                            • K M
                                              K M  3 weeks back

                                              I dont get why people got so pissed bout it its called acting for a reason. My generation is gonna ruin the world😂😂

                                              • geyser head !!!!
                                                geyser head !!!!  3 weeks back

                                                Shes getting a lot of undeserved hate .

                                                • Mahammadou Tunkara
                                                  Mahammadou Tunkara  3 weeks back

                                                  i miss these

                                                  • Walter Engler
                                                    Walter Engler  3 weeks back

                                                    Not as good as being the agent for Nicolas Cage or the one for Chris Brown (both which bring me to tears of laughter) .. but dang funny still. well done!

                                                    • Logan Benda
                                                      Logan Benda  3 weeks back

                                                      I'm a transwoman, and I wish that Scarlet wouldn't have been witchhunted by a bunch of cis people and a few trans people pretending they speak for all trans people. After the actor with starpower was pushed out of the role, the movie never got made. Scarlet Johanson would have gotten people to go see the movie just by being famous, but of course we can't have a cis actor playing a trans character! That would be almost as bad as a trans actor playing a cis character! Wait.. that one isn't bad, is it.. That's some real double standards.

                                                      • Dream0Asylum
                                                        Dream0Asylum  3 weeks back

                                                        Just to clear up, the robot body in Ghost in the Shell was supposed to be western in appearance, not Asian - just as in the source material. Scar Jo was fine casting; the controversy was really just the ignorance of social activists.

                                                        • JoshTyrReece
                                                          JoshTyrReece  1 weeks back

                                                          Errm...no. Thats simply not true. She supposed to be Asian, yes even as a Cyborg Body she is Asian - be it Anime Style Asian - but still Asian.

                                                        • Isidro huicochea
                                                          Isidro huicochea  3 weeks back

                                                          I agree

                                                      • Shawn Stephens
                                                        Shawn Stephens  3 weeks back

                                                        fk y'all ghost in the shell movie was awsome

                                                        • The Northie
                                                          The Northie  3 weeks back

                                                          There is only one white actor that can play a person of color, and that’s RDJ.

                                                          • fumomo fumosarum
                                                            fumomo fumosarum  4 weeks back

                                                            lol, he really doesn't like Woody Allen .

                                                            • medexamtoolsdotcom
                                                              medexamtoolsdotcom  4 weeks back

                                                              He looks a LOT like Nicholas Cage's agent. Of course it can't be him because he killed himself at the end, but maybe the 2 of them are related.

                                                              • MrCorvusC
                                                                MrCorvusC  4 weeks back

                                                                None of her roles are controversial in any way.

                                                                • Emperor Picard
                                                                  Emperor Picard  1 months back

                                                                  Just noticed that in one scene Scarlett is playing the agent. See if you can tell which one.

                                                                  • Brandon Peterson
                                                                    Brandon Peterson  1 months back

                                                                    I actually enjoyed ghost in the shell

                                                                    • Steph Hamelink
                                                                      Steph Hamelink  1 months back

                                                                      You don't have to be Asian to do kpop

                                                                      • Cali Qm
                                                                        Cali Qm  1 months back

                                                                        1:33 was he drinking water out of a mug?

                                                                        • Corrupt Angel
                                                                          Corrupt Angel  1 months back

                                                                          To be fair, the controversy over the whole Ghost in a Shell thing was stupid. Even people in Japan were saying she looked like the character

                                                                          • Kinly Eregion
                                                                            Kinly Eregion  1 months back

                                                                            2:33 I choked on tea and cookie as well. I now have cookie matter somwhere between my nose and my throat.

                                                                            • Steven Byrd
                                                                              Steven Byrd  1 months back

                                                                              I like how this entire skit is made up of not one single fact. Lol

                                                                              • Eurekify!
                                                                                Eurekify!  1 months back

                                                                                *Can we have it be a disabled Latina German?*

                                                                                • Matthew Keen
                                                                                  Matthew Keen  1 months back

                                                                                  nice.

                                                                                  • xyhmo
                                                                                    xyhmo  1 months back

                                                                                    ”I am an actåår”.

                                                                                    • Captain Doomsday
                                                                                      Captain Doomsday  1 months back

                                                                                      Matt hasn't AGED. What's up with that? Have Louis CK and Pat Boivin just destroyed my sense of Ginger Years?

                                                                                      • trench killer
                                                                                        trench killer  1 months back

                                                                                        I mean how did you think this would be funny? She is a actor that means being someone else for veiwer pleasure. You do this all the time.