A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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  • Mini
    Mini  13 minutes back


    • braxton randall
      braxton randall  29 minutes back

      Big brain! Dr stone!!!!

      • Spade X13
        Spade X13  47 minutes back

        Tiny box tim

        • Daniel Falconer
          Daniel Falconer  2 hours back

          And after all this time, he is still loyal to the Master Bang

          • Leroy
            Leroy  3 hours back

            The part about players forgetting about their gear. Every game I run.

            • Mikel Smith
              Mikel Smith  5 hours back

              Man I like this videos. This format seems to attract attention, have you ever thought about doing a crap guide to d&d 5e, Races?

              • Risax
                Risax  6 hours back

                1:38 *Gasp* Log is here to spread the word of Oreyara and why Artificers are some awesome.

                • darkluster4
                  darkluster4  14 hours back

                  Actually, the Duskblade/Magus uses Int for spell casting. Have you ever looked into it and other alternate classes?

                  • Taylor Shumate
                    Taylor Shumate  16 hours back

                    Is that Tiny Box Tim??

                    • ray jude tubbs
                      ray jude tubbs  18 hours back


                      lazypurple would like to know your location

                      • Philip Holt
                        Philip Holt  19 hours back

                        Now all that's left is the blood hunter

                        • Stump the Scientist
                          Stump the Scientist  21 hours back

                          I love artificer and want to make one because you literally make 'Shotgun of Level Five Fireball'

                          • bat facts101 101
                            bat facts101 101  22 hours back

                            Log ?

                            • Dr Satan
                              Dr Satan  1 days back

                              A crap guide to rick sanchez

                              • Scott Lowe
                                Scott Lowe  1 days back

                                If you want to play an artificer in a mech suit, I made a homebrew for it (think Iron Man, Evangelion/Pacific Rim, or any size mech in between).


                                • Sardec Xavier
                                  Sardec Xavier  1 days back

                                  Crap guide to multiclassing?

                                  • Justin Klett
                                    Justin Klett  1 days back

                                    This has probably been suggested already...but I would love a crap guide to the different races and what bonuses they give.

                                    • Ignighto Sunset
                                      Ignighto Sunset  1 days back


                                      • nugget 429
                                        nugget 429  1 days back


                                        • Egon
                                          Egon  1 days back

                                          OMG THIS IS GOLD

                                          • Miss Ilea
                                            Miss Ilea  1 days back

                                            Do races next!! :D

                                            • Meghantron 88
                                              Meghantron 88  1 days back

                                              *sees pic of Nina and Alexander. Immediately throws phone and starts crying.*

                                              • nieooj gotoy
                                                nieooj gotoy  1 days back

                                                I’ve been seeing a lot of Fullmetal Alchemist references here... I love it.

                                                • king void rider
                                                  king void rider  1 days back

                                                  dont starve waggstaff

                                                • Charlie Uniform November Tango Golf Alpha Yankee

                                                  I love this dude just because he mains sword and shield

                                                  • David Fredman
                                                    David Fredman  2 days back

                                                    1:48 - fucking... oof.

                                                  • Aha army
                                                    Aha army  2 days back

                                                    Hi am new to d&d and was wanting to make a class for artificer what should I do and where can I find the the rules for playing that class

                                                    • STUV101
                                                      STUV101  2 days back

                                                      You still have the DM left to cover mate

                                                      • Crimson The Mad
                                                        Crimson The Mad  2 days back

                                                        1:38 LOOOOOG...sorry love unexpectables

                                                        • Stammer6
                                                          Stammer6  2 days back

                                                          Dude I seriously love your videos <3

                                                          • Gillian Votaw
                                                            Gillian Votaw  2 days back

                                                            My newest character is an artificer Im so excited!

                                                            • Hamburger Sandwich
                                                              Hamburger Sandwich  2 days back

                                                              Enemy: en guard

                                                              Artificer: *pulls out sword and starts battling*

                                                              Artificer: *throws sword*

                                                              Enemy: you fool

                                                              Artificer: well you see the sword was never my weapon of choice

                                                              Artificer: *pulls out glock*

                                                              • nameistaken
                                                                nameistaken  2 days back

                                                                Thank you for introducing me to this class. I built one for a recent game. And creatively using magic has been the biggest amount of fun I’ve had.

                                                                • Bioshock Menolly
                                                                  Bioshock Menolly  2 days back

                                                                  0:47 Tiny Box Tim.

                                                                  • KurtAngle89
                                                                    KurtAngle89  2 days back

                                                                    1.51 "and can help you grow closer bonds with your pets"...reference....the CHILLS...after 13 solid years

                                                                    • HomicidalTh0r
                                                                      HomicidalTh0r  2 days back

                                                                      *sees eldrich cannon* Oh God you've created a monster

                                                                      • LordMacD
                                                                        LordMacD  2 days back

                                                                        You gotta do blood hunters now

                                                                        • Douglas Rankin
                                                                          Douglas Rankin  2 days back

                                                                          I had one of those dog toys as a kid that brought me back

                                                                        • misolou fout
                                                                          misolou fout  2 days back

                                                                          “A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master” anyone?

                                                                          • Bastion- Mega_klip
                                                                            Bastion- Mega_klip  2 days back

                                                                            A crap guide to Warhammer 40k: death Korps of krieg.

                                                                            "Commissar, did the Imerials betray us?"

                                                                            "Yes, now charge into that reaver titan, I'll follow you with my shovel-saw.:

                                                                          • Dylan Wight
                                                                            Dylan Wight  2 days back

                                                                            I'm surprised you didn't say
                                                                            "This class was tailor made for gnomes. If you ain't a gnome, go home, you're doing it wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you High Elf main with your oh-so-special single bonus cantrip"

                                                                          • Emotionless Records
                                                                            Emotionless Records  2 days back

                                                                            He created tiny box Tim

                                                                            • Lucid Dreamer
                                                                              Lucid Dreamer  2 days back

                                                                              I'm creating an Artificer for the next campaign and I'm so excited for this haha

                                                                              • Mr Scoops
                                                                                Mr Scoops  2 days back

                                                                                I don’t think the artificer can add INT to any roll? I’ve been playing one for a while now and can’t find anything about that

                                                                                • algien0xx
                                                                                  algien0xx  3 days back

                                                                                  That sounds fun

                                                                                  • Stephen Venture
                                                                                    Stephen Venture  3 days back

                                                                                    Fma... tuny box tim... soul calibre... jesus fuck

                                                                                    • Stephen Venture
                                                                                      Stephen Venture  2 days back

                                                                                      @opzz xsin no I've been seeing that too. What a day to be alive

                                                                                    • opzz xsin
                                                                                      opzz xsin  2 days back

                                                                                      So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                                                                                  • Cerberus
                                                                                    Cerberus  3 days back

                                                                                    I saw the Frostmourne. :)

                                                                                    • HiiPER MaaDMaan
                                                                                      HiiPER MaaDMaan  3 days back

                                                                                      1:37 its log!

                                                                                      • oiuet souiu
                                                                                        oiuet souiu  3 days back

                                                                                        Tchaikovsky no "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"